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March 8th, 2007

07:14 pm - rats!
I feel like crapola.
My skin is mushy and I squish under foot.
My countenance is sucky
and I am shaped like a roll-a.
Current Location: Gitmo prison lib'ary
Current Mood: distresseddistressed
Current Music: mean things shouting

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May 19th, 2006

07:45 am
Nah nah na na nah nah, nah nah na na nahhh, nah nah na na nah nah....TEQUILA!

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March 1st, 2006

11:56 pm - just so you know
The liquor which Dita is suitable for is Gin, Tequila, Rum, Vodka.

The liquor which is the most suitable for is tequila. I think brandy, whiskey and wine do not suit for Dita. I think that it matches citrus fruits well with anything. Though I was not necessarily especially conscious, it can be said that it is a dita version of Margarita.
Current Mood: ditzyditzy

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February 1st, 2006

11:27 pm - shrug
whatcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside your trunk?

i'm a gonna
i'm a gonna
i'm a gonna get you drunk
Current Mood: drunki feel funKY

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December 31st, 2005

09:46 am - ahem
once upon a time
i bought a lime

such a crime
to not use it on time

so i spent a dime
to find a lime so fine
it was divine


*bubble* bubble
Current Mood: drunkdrunk
Current Music: drink before the war

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December 4th, 2005

01:46 pm
Helloooo snow. Lissenup:

You -n- me, we're gonna get along just fine, so long as you remember the three rules:

1. Do not keep me from getting my tequila


3. There is no rule 3.
Current Mood: determined
Current Music: snoooowwy blowy shmoey snow snow

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November 13th, 2005

10:39 am

Its comr to my attenttion that peoplee seem to remember a lto fo buttplay last nite. This is a totdl lie and should not be listend to. I never tried sticking anyhtintg in anybody's butt latst night and I would never do anythiagn of thjes sort.


I was, howeraver, on the pole.

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November 11th, 2005

05:23 pm - What is your favorite drinky drink?
What are your top 10 favorite drinky drinks???


1. Tequila a go-go
2. Margaritas - classic, with salt
3. Frozen Margarita - with salt
4. Matt's Tequila
5. Woodchuck Cider
6. Tecate and lime
7. Dos Equis
8. Mezcal (with worm)
9. Corona Extra (with lime)
10. Tequiza
Current Mood: chippersoon to be toasted
Current Music: enigma

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August 22nd, 2005

10:18 am
Well, now that that lightweight unsound is gonna be out of town, I can gets down to doing me some real drinking! I mean drinking drinking!

I'm tellin' y'all -- if I have a functioning liver when that teetotaler gets back -- I haven't done my job!!!!!

I can't believe it's already almost 10:30 and I'm still only a little buzzed. I can still kinda feel my hangover from last night! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT!?!

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